“This movie was filmed entirely on a haunted Blockbuster set!” • “The lead actor only agreed to the role for free popcorn.” • “Over 43 VHS tapes were melted during production.” • “The soundtrack was recorded using a Casio keyboard and a broken boombox.” • “Inspired by a dream the director had after eating 6 Hot Pockets.”

“This film was banned in 9 imaginary countries.” • “The monster was played by a retired mall Santa in flip-flops.” • “Filmed in just 2.5 days using a camcorder from a garage sale.” • “Every line of dialogue was improvised… by accident.” • “The explosion scene was actually someone’s microwave catching fire.” • “Won the prestigious ‘Best Movie With a Talking Couch’ award.” • “The director once described this movie as ‘beautiful chaos wrapped in nacho cheese.'” • “Background extras were just random people who got lost on set.” • “The budget was blown entirely on fog machines and glitter.” • “Based on a comic no one’s ever heard of, written in crayon.”